Bolt (voice of Travolta) is a celebrity dog and the star of a hit TV show where his amazing feats and powers draw big ratings. But when a mail-room mix-up finds him roaming free on the streets of New York City, the wonder dog will have to learn to rely on his actual strengths -- as well as his new friends, an abandoned housecat and a starry-eyed hamster -- in order to find his way back home to his owner and co-star, Penny (voice of Cyrus).
In her new town of Forks, Washington, misfit teenager Bella Swan (Stewart) falls for her alluring and mysterious classmate, Edward Cullen (Pattinson). As it turns out, Edward belongs to a lineage of vampires, although he doesn't fit the typical vampire mold. As their passion reaches dizzying heights, can Edward resist his natural urges, and will he be able to defend Bella from his family members who have come for her?
Metermaid Les Franken (Rapaport) has an unexpected reaction to the anti-depressant he's taking as part of a clinical trial; suddenly convinced he's a superhero, he embraces his new powers, dons a homemade costume, and hits the streets to protect the citizens of his city. the corporation behind the pill, fearing bad publicity about their drug, set out to bring down our hero, who in turn hones his abilities to fight off his new arch-nemeses.
The Pursuit of the Elusive Tree Squack
Ever since men were men and
boys were boys the opening of squirrel season marks the day when hunters begin
to emerge from their eight month hibernation in order to treat their cabin
fever with the only medicine they have in their arsenal to battle this intense
illness… time in the great outdoors. It
is that time of year when we can finally pull our camouflage out from storage
and wear it with only a mild risk of being ridiculed. We once again set our
alarm clocks earlier on the weekends than we do during the work week, and yet,
when they awaken us in the morning we cheerfully hop out of bed, turn them off,
and eagerly ready ourselves for what we have been waiting for all these long,
drawn-out days; a chance to test ourselves and give ourselves an excuse to
spend a day reenergizing the cores of our souls surrounded by the peaceful and
tranquil sounds, smells and sights that Mother Nature provides us.
I have always felt that
squirrel hunting is an often overlooked opportunity by hunters. You don’t see
any hunting shows dedicated to the pursuit of the bark scraping, limb diving,
nut cracking critters, but don’t let the apparent lack of interest from the
“Hollywood Hunters” fool you. Squirrels
offer numerous and marvelous opportunities to hunters of all ages and
experience levels.
My first hunting expedition
ever was a whopping 200 yards out my parents’ back door when I was four years
old. My father was taking me squirrel hunting with him, and I was as excited as
I ever have been, knowing that I was finally going to be a part of what I was
certain was going to be the most spectacular safari ever attempted by mankind. My
father let me carry my BB gun, knowing full well that the best I could do with
it was to give a squirrel a minor headache, but I was sure I was coming home
with a bag full of squirrels. Despite all of the squirming and yapping that I
am sure I did, my father was able to come home with a couple of squirrels and
we had a fried squirrel lunch together. This little story is not uncommon among
those who were lucky enough as children to have a parent that would take them
hunting and there is no better time to take a child hunting than during early
squirrel season.
This year squirrel season opens
on Monday September 1st. Now, this is important for two main reasons
when it comes to taking a child hunting. The first is that it still gets light
fairly late in the morning, which allows you more time to get them up and ready
to go without having to completely give up your own night’s rest. The second
and much more impactful reason is that the weather is perfect this time of
year. Probably the biggest mistake someone can make when introducing a child to
hunting is dragging them out on a cold morning and making them be uncomfortable
all day. Kids will quickly associate the discomfort with hunting, and once that
is done it is difficult to undo.
Another major benefit that
squirrel hunting allots us when we are introducing children to hunting is a
high probability of success. Let’s face it, most children have the attention
span of a goldfish and if we cannot keep them interested in the task at hand,
then they will find something else to occupy the wheels spinning at light speed
between their ears.
This all is not meant to say
that squirrels do not hold numerous benefits to the seasoned hunter because
they most definitely do. Squirrels provide us with something that we have not
had in quite some time (unless you enjoyed late winter coyote hunting) and that
is a live target. Shooting paper at your
own pace and placing the cross hairs on a moving, breathing target are two
entirely different scenarios. Over the years I have been amazed at how many
people can shoot the dot off of an “i” (literally) as long as the target was
paper, but as soon as that target turned into a live mammal they couldn’t hit
water from a boat or the broad side of a barn. There is target shooting and
there is hunting. Squirrels provide us with the numerous opportunities we need
in order to learn that difference.
Since squirrel hunting is done
from the ground, it also provides us with a wonderful way to hone our stalking
skills. Squirrels have not survived the ages by being easy prey, so one must
learn to stalk slowly, smoothly and silently in order to close the distance or
get to an open position from which you can shoot. This skill, which can be
sharpened now in the early season, can pay big dividends later, especially if
you intend on hunting deer from the ground.
Another, and quite frankly the
most important, benefit that squirrel hunting provides is simply the time away
from the stresses and endless chores of normal, modern day existence. Taking time out to sit or stalk quietly
though the woods allowing yourself to be absorbed into the surroundings works
wonders to slow and calm a mind dizzied by problems at work, home maintenance
issues or any of the other gazillion thoughts that bounce around our heads like
BB’s in a railroad boxcar. Taking time to step out, away, and back to a place
that has no such worries and no such stresses helps us reduce all of the noise
in our heads and allows us to instead focus our attentions on the things that
are truly important in life.
Here in Ohio
squirrel season starts September 1 and ends January 31. The daily bag limit is six. Gray, red, fox, and
black squirrels can be taken. The legal
hunting hours are 1/2 hour before sunrise to sunset. So get out there and bring
home a few squirrels (also known as bushy tails, tree rats or squacks) for
dinner. And no, they don’t taste like chicken!