Bolt (voice of Travolta) is a celebrity dog and the star of a hit TV show where his amazing feats and powers draw big ratings. But when a mail-room mix-up finds him roaming free on the streets of New York City, the wonder dog will have to learn to rely on his actual strengths -- as well as his new friends, an abandoned housecat and a starry-eyed hamster -- in order to find his way back home to his owner and co-star, Penny (voice of Cyrus).
In her new town of Forks, Washington, misfit teenager Bella Swan (Stewart) falls for her alluring and mysterious classmate, Edward Cullen (Pattinson). As it turns out, Edward belongs to a lineage of vampires, although he doesn't fit the typical vampire mold. As their passion reaches dizzying heights, can Edward resist his natural urges, and will he be able to defend Bella from his family members who have come for her?
Metermaid Les Franken (Rapaport) has an unexpected reaction to the anti-depressant he's taking as part of a clinical trial; suddenly convinced he's a superhero, he embraces his new powers, dons a homemade costume, and hits the streets to protect the citizens of his city. the corporation behind the pill, fearing bad publicity about their drug, set out to bring down our hero, who in turn hones his abilities to fight off his new arch-nemeses.
Rennies are the Best: A Former Insider’s take on the Ohio Renaissance Festival
Sitting here now (August 9), I am reminded of one of the
reasons why I loved the Ohio Renaissance Festival (hereafter referred to as Ren
Fest) so much: Beautiful weather in a bucolic setting that tranquilizes the
soul. A gentle breeze is heard and felt, accompanied by the subtle din of bugs,
birds, squirrels…and the occasional screech of handsaws slashing mercilessly
through unsuspecting wood.
Yes, my friends, that is the Ren Fest to me! Not the crowded
experience, not without its own charms, of when the fest is actually open to
the public, but the time in between. That time was spent in relative serenity
which was only interrupted by the sounds of random construction, partying
revelers and good conversation with new people who already felt like friends.
The Ren Fest started in 1990 in between Waynesville and Wilmington, Ohio
near a little village called Harveysburg and it is now in its 19th
year of presenting light-hearted, medieval/Renaissance era themed
entertainment. I remember going to the very first Ren Fest when it was a
handful of buildings and a lot of tents. The best events then, as they still
are now, was the Mud Show and the Joust. The Mud Show are three actors
humorously portraying classic literature on their Theatre in the Ground: A
stage with a large pit of mud. Anyone sitting in the first 10 or so rows can
expect to find themselves with more than a little bit of mud on them. You’ve
been warned. The Joust is the real deal. These guys actually don armor and
charge full throttle at each other with long poles with the express purpose of
knocking the other guy off their horse! There’s no stagecraft slight of hand
here: There’s no way to fake falling off a tall horse wearing 50 pounds of
armor after a jousting pole has just shattered after making contact with a
briefly airborne knight. Back then the Ren Fest was only four weeks long, but
over the years the Ren Fest grew in length and breadth and is now an annual
tradition for many who devotedly attend the fair every year.
That being said, I am not one of these people.
Unfortunately, my perception of the Ren Fest was spoiled early on. After
skipping a year, I attended the Ren Fest in 1992 and had a pretty good time.
The Ren Fest had improved much in the intervening year, as all the tents were
replaced by many new and interesting buildings and, over all, there were many
more performers and vendors, as well. The Ren Fest had grown quite a bit and my
future (now former) wife thought it would be a great idea to get in on the
ground floor of a festival that was on the fast track to growth and success.
And so it followed in early Spring of 1993 we were choosing a spot of ground in
which we would sell our wares. We picked an excellent location that now houses
a Starbucks (How is that Renaissancian?) that was near the entrance and on a
main thoroughfare and was set along a creek and a line of trees. We started
construction in early June and that’s when the real fun started. I won’t bore
you with the details of the extreme financial, physical and mental hardship
this brought us: Suffice it to say, it was all made worthwhile due to the
lovely setting, sense of adventure and the wonderful people we encountered
there. These people, most of them “Rennies” (folk who travel from travel from
Ren Fest to Ren Fest as a way to survive) were the friendliest, most helpful
people I have every encountered in my life. These kind, happy people would
wander by and give you a hand, a buzz, sage construction advice or just good
conversation. We were newbies in so many ways but these people thought nothing
of nursing us through the whole process. This was insane: These people liked
helping others who, in theory, should be their market-driven enemies. And so it
went as we spent the rest of the summer constructing our building in the
company of these good people.
Once the festival began it was a bit jarring to have our
bucolic setting transformed into a thronging mass of people and activity, which
is not to say that it wasn’t fun in its own special way. However, in the space
of a half an hour at the end of the day, as the bristling crowd filters out,
the park goes from a thronging crowd of thousands down to a skeleton crew
consisting only of vendors and performers who stay overnight in their
buildings. Again the park was transformed back into its quiet, out of the way,
little village quality, at least until the next morning or the next week when
the fairgoers returned.
I experienced this joyful camaraderie for only two seasons
as fiscal reality reared its ugly head and forced us back into the real world.
It wasn’t until two years past that I returned, as a patron, and realized what
I’d lost. There was no zest now that I was an outsider, time would need to
pass, and it was 11 more years before I would return.
In 11 years a lot can change and so it was when I visited
the Ren Fest again, now with a new woman and our one year old daughter.
Frankly, I had an excellent time! It was fun to see that so many of the people
I knew were still there, that the Ren Fest had continued to grow and that I
could see the Ren Fest through fresh eyes. What’s also important was the
realization that I still carried the balance and serenity I’d learned when I
was a part of the festival.
I don’t care what anyone says, the Ren Fest is a good time.
Friends and family can get together and go back in time and have a lot of fun
in the process. Don’t believe me? I’ll meet you at the Beer Garden
to discuss this further with you. The Ohio Renaissance takes place this year
August 30 - October 19, 2008 - Saturdays & Sundays PLUS Labor Day September
1 - Open 10:30 a.m. – 6 p.m., Rain or Shine. Visit www.renfestival.com for more
information.