It has come to my attention that certain bloated corporate masses are  intimidated by little ole’ us. I’m shocked! But why is this? Why would rich, complacent peddlers of safely mundane, non-critical material have to fear from brazen mavericks, such as Tour Great Miami? Is it the fact that we provide thought provoking commentary on a plethora of entertaining subject matter that the “Big Boys” won’t touch? Or, is it because we don’t dumb our material down to the lowest common denominator, presuming that people have critical thinking brains between their ears? Could it be the sense of levity and humor that permeates our printed pages? I think the answer is probably, “D” All of the Above.

We are the rock stars who tear up the stage and get the hot chicks that these choir boys dream of being. And as such the choir boys are vainly attempting to emulate our five star act. I can’t blame them, really. There are a lot of KISS cover bands out there but there is only one KISS. All others are but pale imitations to our arrogant, cocksure stylings. While we confidently compose originals, they are playing inarticulate covers of our greatest hits.

But, as they say (whoever “they” are) “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,” and we’re honored by this: The fact that so many want to be us sends us a strong and clear message that we are doing something right. We rock hard and accept all challenges to blow the competition of the stage in this Battle of the Bands world in which we live. So go ahead, bloated corporate masses, play it safe and keep playing our greatest hits while we continue breaking new and interesting ground. I suspect that you will be following our lead for a long to come.

And not to be remiss, there is no way that we could be the best without our loyal fans: You guys and gals are the Best! Your enthusiasm spurs us to ever greater heights.

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