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Intergalactic travel can make anyone hungry, or at least so the people at KFC are hoping. The advertising wizards at KFC developed an advertisement that is visible from space and placed it squarely at the intergalactic crossroads: Area 51. Now, when extra terrestrials gaze down hungrily on our little blue planet, they will realize that they have more options for sustenance then humanoid flesh-kabobs. I'm not so sure that it will do anything about them implanting their fetuses in our chest cavities, though. Perhaps some forward thinking incubator company will come forth and erect a gigantic galactic billboard extolling the virtues of their incubation systems as opposed to a human host.

It may all seem like a joke, but KFC really does have a gigantic logo comprised of 65,000 1' X 1' tiles painted in the likeness of its founder, Col. Harland David Sanders, dressed not in his signature double-breasted white suit, but in a red kitchen apron. He is still wearing the string tie, though. The whole logo is 87,500 square feet and is definitely visible from space as illustrated by several satellite images of it.

Perhaps this isn't such a bad idea. Maybe the aliens would take it as a sign of peace. Many is the time that mankind has utilized the act of “breaking bread” to get to know a new culture or to patch up differences and disagreements. The other message that might inadvertently keep us safe from an alien invasion is that our Colonel will cook you up with eleven herbs and spices and you'll be eaten with a side order of slaw.




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