I'm unsure of how my life will change once the son of late Mr. Bany Benard from the of Republic of Liberia transfers the sum of three million, United States Dollars ($3,000,000) from his Cote d'Ivoire bank account to my account. This is such a large sum of money that he has entrusted to me to invest for him. I feel overwhelmed, being an unemployed, ex-cab driver. Yet, I am up to the challenge of conquering the investment world with God's help and the unmitigated trust of the son of late Mr. Bany Benard. My world has just taken a turn for the better. Between this huge chunk of change and the million dollars I should be receiving any day now from the International Lottery (my e-mail address was picked from millions worldwide! I did not even enter it! Wow!), I will have to polish myself up to enter the realm of the wealthiest one percent. Of course, I will keep myself grounded and only invest the money into sure things like the Costa Rican property I have been getting e-mails about. Maybe I will do a little "insider trading" and cash in on the poor sucker whose investment tips I accidentally receive almost every day in my e-mail. I would feel slightly ashamed knowing that this poor sap's colleague keeps screwing up and sending the tips to me and not the rightful recipient, but it's a cutthroat world in the field of high finance. I will remember you all when I look down from my penthouse windows and sometimes I will even have a yen for Ramen noodles and Hamburger Helper, but my days of worrying about where our next meal is coming from are over! I will just have to start hanging out with a better class of friends, the beautiful people…like all those women that want to be my friend on my MySpace account!
